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fisaspoopyforestgreen:

I wish I knew how to flirt like this.

(via iappearmissingnow)

casualghoul:

Petition to have a very gay sports anime *pause for effect* with girls

(via iappearmissingnow)

t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

(via gnarly)

dangerousactivity:

Avoiding spoilers on tumblr

image

(via hotboyproblems)

briankrakowfanclub:

scaryghoultrash:

parallel lives

why do the good die young

(via joshpeck)

tardisblue-pandas:

Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling

(via fuck-kirk)

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

(via skid-ney)

earlploddington:

stopheterophobia:

steventhealmighty:

you’re welcome

#every day we move farther from god’s light

i don’t know what i did to deserve having this on my dash but i’m gonna start going to church and tell god i’m sorry

earlploddington:

stopheterophobia:

steventhealmighty:

you’re welcome

i don’t know what i did to deserve having this on my dash but i’m gonna start going to church and tell god i’m sorry

(via fuck-kirk)

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

(via gnarly)

I wish people would stop going crazy about ebola.

mysharona1987:

So far it’s killed less people in the US than Darren Wilson has.

(via hotboyproblems)

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

(via allteensrelate)

merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

(via fake-mermaid)

unabating:

-angel:

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

unabating:

-angel:

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

(via gnarly)